Drinking too much water, staring at phone screens late at night, those nightmares where you can't run/walk, snoring, stupid songs circling your mind, internal monologues and foxes rutting in the back garden. Something is going to wake you up.
Once you're awake, you now have a choice. Should you use this break in sleep cycles to use the toilet?
Yes you should. But the world is a dark place. Especially your bathroom. So what are your options? You can't turn the light on, that's mental. You'll be instantly and violently awake.
You could leave the lights off and try using instinct and porcelain echo feedback to find the centre of the toilet but it's way too messy. You need a 3rd way.
You need the Toilet Bowl Light.
It's light-sensitive so it will only turn on in the dark, and motion-activated so it will only light up when you walk into the bathroom at night.
It comes equipped with six colour options - single colour or cycling effect - and fits any toilet.
Now you don't need to shuffle nervously through the dark trying to avoid smashing your leg/shin against the toilet or apologise sheepishly to better halves when they inspect the erratic results of your night-time manoeuvres.
Let the Toilet Bowl Light take the toil out of the toilet.
Requires 3x AAA batteries (not included)
It's not just men who can benefit from the Toilet Bowl Light. It will stop women falling down the loo when the toilet seat has selfishly been left up AND will entertain the kiddywinks with neon pee-on fun.
You can set your Toilet Bowl Light to any single colour or colour-rotate (blue, purple, pink, red, yellow and green).
It's suction cups and adjustable arm allow you to custom fit it to your toilet so that it will fit perfectly and discreetly out of the way on your toilet no matter its shape or size.
Easy to clean. Simply wipe it off with wet wipes, a damp cloth, or whatever you already use to clean off your outer bowl.
We wanted to use the phrases 'sh*te light' and 'disco p*ss' but bottled out and only put them in the small print.
Measures approximately (In packaging) - 140mm x 140mm x 32mm